I'm truthfully perplexed at why my answer here was deleted by a mod. The down vote I understand, the deletion I don't.
A down vote is given when you disagree with the answer / you think the answer is of poor quality. A post is deleted only when the post has serious problems.
The reason given was
this is not even close to an answer
I fail to see how. My answer is at the humorous side, but precisely answers the requirements of the question. It is a valid attempt to provide an answer.